Wonder Who?

As we discussed last week, the world will soon be getting a new Wonder Woman and she may or may not be wearing leggings instead of the spangled granny panties we know and love. The big question is: which actress can portray the sexy Amazonian Superfriend?


I've got some ideas, and I want to hear yours, too!

Megan Fox (-Green)

PROS: She's got the same lush dark locks, creamy complexion, and light blue eyes that Lynda Carter has, and she could certainly fill out the spandex pants and pleather bustier with ease.

CONS: She's a horrible actress. Seriously - I've seen fence posts act less wooden on camera.

Malin Ackerman

Sure, I absolutely hated The Watchmen, but in it Malin Ackerman proved she can not only pull off dark hair (she's usually blonde), but she can also take you down to Chinatown.

PROS: Hot bod, sex appeal out the wazoo, and proven ability to kick, stretch, aaaaaand kick.

CONS: I'll have to get back to you on that one. In the meantime, these are her NSFW breasts thanks to the magic of the internet. (And her role in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.) You can also find a number of accidental up-skirt shots of her if you're so-inclined to Google that shizz.

Kate Beckinsale

I confess that if I were able to swap bodies/looks with any actress, I'd trade with Kate every time. I just think she is one of the most stunning women in the world.

PROS: She's got a beautiful face and is in crazy-good physical shape.

CONS: Her acting is... well. Let's just keep talking about how pretty she is, ok?

Evan Rachel Wood

I never gave this young actress much thought and I certainly never thought of her as being powerful or scary in any way... until she appeared on True Blood. As Sophie-Ann, the Vampire Queen of Louisiana, Wood is the kind of pin-up girl with a razor-sharp edge that makes you think she could really tear you apart with her teeth if she felt like it, and not in a good way.

PROS: She's got the look. She can act. Could potentially make bad guys pee themselves with her magic lasso.

CONS: Dates Marilyn Manson. Is creepy.

Anne Hathaway

PROS: She's beautiful, smart, and can act. Throw her in the gym for a few weeks and she could have gorgeous, toned arms.

CONS: She lacks a certain je ne sais quois; IDK, she just does nothing for me. Guys? Thoughts?

Ginnifer Goodwin

PROS: Gorgeous, versatile, and capable of giving us that mirthful vibe WW always gave off.

CONS: She somehow looks/sounds too soft for me to think of her as a bad-ass.

I thought of a few more but ruled them out immediately because they're just too something.

Too petite:

Natalie Portman
Ellen Page

Too boney:

Keira Knightly
Kate Bosworth
Jennifer Connelly

Too overexposed:

Katie Holmes
Jessica Biel
Evangeline Lilly

Those are mine! What do you think? Got any ideas?