Bevtastic Birthday Blatherings

Hey all! Sorry I haven't been hitting them out of the park this week. My brain is a little mushy and I'm not sure why. Maybe it's all the male escorts and meth I've been doing*. IDK.

Anywho, today is my birfday! I'll wait a moment for your applause and shouting to settle down to a dull roar.
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No, really, stop. You're embarrassing me! I can feel the love, already!

I'd like to take a moment to say Happy Birthday to two lovely ladies who also celebrate birthdays today. I met both of these hotties through the power of the interwebz and I just adore them both. Please blow your vuvuzelas for fellow FOOBHs Lisa and Rich Girl Red!

**the crowd goes crazy**

Aren't they lovely? Happy Birthday, girls!

I'd also like to wish a happy b-day to the following A B C D List celebrities:

Mr. Megan Fox himself, Brian Austin Green:

Professional Creep Terry O'Quinn:

Handsome devil Forest Whitaker:

Brigitte Neilsen, seen here with the hideous accessory known as Flava Flav:

I'd also like to take this opportunity to remind you that Lil Kim and I are the same age.

I'm suddenly feeling pretty good about myself.

One last thing - this is the card my son made for me this morning. He says it is an "Eclipse" card, complete with a vampire and full moon.



This kid is pretty neat. I think I'll keep him. :)

Have a great day, everyone, and as always, thank you for reading my blog. You all mean more to me than you'll ever know. Is that sad? Maybe, but I'm okay with it.

*MWAH*



*Not really. Just red wine. :-p