Game Time! Bang, marry, or smack?

It has been ages since we've had a rousing game of Bang, Marry, or Smack, so let's do this shizz!

You know the rules. Of the following celebs, which one would you bang like a screen door in the wind, ma-wwy like Princess Buttercup, or smack like a rude frat boy?

Feel free to choose both boys & girls - we don't judge.

The Ladies:

Professional Weight-Gainer Kirstie Alley


Funny Lady/Potty Mouth Sarah Silverman


Actress/GILF Betty White


The Guys:

Musician/reality star/bandana-wearer Bret Michaels


Singer/songwriter/blabbermouth John Mayer


Vanilla Gorilla/TV personality/philanderer Jesse James


Post your answers & join the fun. C'mon, you know you want to....