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Friday, May 1, 2009

WWW & Cell Phones: How'd we get hooked?

Since I think it's pretty clear that we're all big fans of the ol' internet, I thought it would be fun to talk about how we all came to be the addicts we are. Along the same lines, cell phones, which are rapidly becoming mini computers to link us to... the internet. We are almost always connected these days, all the time. It's kind of crazy, right?

The other day a friend and I were talking about how all high school and college kids these days seem to own cell phones, and how we didn't have cell phones in college. I got my first cell phone when I was about 25, I think. Well, that's not entirely true, because my dad had one of those first gigantic cellular phones that came in its own suitcase, and had a big old magnetic antenna that you had to affix to the outside of your car in order to get a signal. You know, like Gordon Gecko's, here, but my dad's even had a CORD.

Nowadays I always have my phone on me, and if I forget it or can't find it I panic a little bit. And I'm not as bad as a lot of my friends! I actually turn mine off around dinner time and don't turn it back on till the next day. GASP! I even occasionally let my battery run out! Wild old Bev, that's me!

Now, back to the interwebs. When did you first get involved? What were your early experiences with the world wide web? Here's mine:

In college I worked at the medical library. I started in Circulation and then got moved into a dark little room in the basement with a foursome of pretty cool women who worked in Periodicals and Inter-library Loan. My job was pretty easy; I opened the medical journals that were mailed to the library, checked them in on a computer database, put the magnetic tattletape strips in, and shelved them. I also had to reshelve all of the big hardcover medical journals a few times a week, which I kind of enjoyed because I'm a nerd and I like alphabetizing things. (blush)


Then, one summer, they gave me my very own cubicle with a computer, and it was like the heavens opened up and a chorus of angels started singing. I was hooked up to UVM's little network, and I quickly discovered the wonders of email (my first email address: blinzer@moose.uvm.edu - I still remember it!). Then, I found newsgroups. Ooooh, baby, did I like newsgroups. Basically, this was before Windows and other operating systems, so it pretty much looked like DOS - just text on a screen. But, newsgroups were the precursor of today's message boards/online forums, and I WAS HOOKED.

My favorite was called alt-angst, and it was full of mopey depressorinos and emo college kids like myself. I didn't post much, but I read and read and read in my little cubicle, letting my hands do their work with the periodicals as if I was on auto-pilot.I made my first e-buddies and got my first e-admirer, a guy named Graham who was in England and thought I was neat. We even exchanged pictures and he called me a few times, but I admit that I blew him off after a while. Poor guy - hopefully he had better luck once eHarmony etc. came to be. ;-) Anywho, I was hooked on the internet. I think this was 1994 or '95. Eventually I got a home computer that looked a little something like this ------>


By the time the millennium rolled around, I was thoroughly ensconced online. In the last 9 years I've made excellent friends from all around the country and world. I've been a member of one particular private message board for the last 7 years, and I consider those people honest to goodness friends of mine. We've even had a couple of gatherings; one in DC in 2004:

and another that I organized in Boston in 2006:


These days, you all know I'm a certifiable crackhead. I spend pretty much all day online thanks to my ridiculously dull job and lenient boss, and discovering blogging has granted me a creative outlet that had previously eluded me. I've avoided getting mobile web on my phone until now, but I'm actually eyeballing the Blackberry as we speak; it's just a matter of time.

So, speak - please tell me how you got where you are. What year did you get involved? What were your first experiences with the internet? Inquiring minds want to know!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

WTF Wyoming?

So, I occasionally glance at my Google Analytics info. for shits & giggles. I've gotta say, being the Follower of the Day over at LOTD kind of skewed my results last month, not that I'm complaining. I'm just saying that my blog got a lot more traffic than usual, and from a lot more sources. That being said, I got visitors from every single state in the U.S. except for a handful, and I'm callin' them out!

Wyoming: What are ya, too busy sexing up the cowboys to come read my blog? What's the dealio?! It's big sky country, I get that... but surely you have the internet there?

Vermont: My home state! I thought, of all states, you people would support me. BOOOO! On second thought, this is probably a good thing....

Maine: Well, I don't like you either. So there.

Rhode Island: That's a state?


Delaware: Hey. I'm in Delaware.

Of course, most of the visitors only came by once, but that's cool. I'm not everybody's cup o' tea, and that's fine by me. Besides, the readers/followers I do have are very loyal and VERY funny, so I'll take it. Yeah, I'm talkin' about YOU, so get yer finger out of your nose and look alive!

Now, since so many bloggers do this and I always think it's fun, I will share some of the Google search terms that brought people here. I must say, mine aren't that good compared to, say, Mala's or Matteroffactmommy's. Most people actually search for me specifically, so I got over 50 people Googling "Out of Bev's head." Hey man, that's cool. Ask for me by name! Nine out of ten doctors do. ;)

The other searches are good for a chuckle:

"jill caw" (BWAH! Jill - your bird lady caw is totally legendary!)

"load in her diaper" (Naturally)

"seymour butts" (Of course.)

"showing off the ass" (You know it.)

"turn him on at the office" (Ick - not at my office!)

"alexi murdoch" (Hells yeah)

"amy fisher" (thank you, MOFM.)

"cory andrea home depot" (who'sa what-now?)

"dacor ovens suck" (If you say so. My oven flash-cooks things. Neener-neener-neener!)

"dakota fanning" (just... no)

"god loves do overs" (And HOW!)

"how to make a stink grenade" (kids need more supervision these days, agreed?)

"lactatingfuck" (thanks again, MOFM!)

"my long haired cat smells like pee" (I hate that fucking cat)

"oddest frugal blogs" (who you callin' odd? Oh, yeah. Nevermind)

"straight women and girl crushes" (Yes and yes)

"this smell won't get out of my head" (Bad meat or good cheese?)

"you screwed me again constanza" (indeed)

And my personal favorite: "picture of indian mom in jeans" (I've heard of some weird fetishes, but that's a new one!)

And there you have it.